Pirates of the Caribbean
"Ah, but fortunately I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking." - Captain Jack Sparrow, The Curse of the Black Pearl.
[sing-song] "I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!" - Captain Jack Sparrow, Dead Man's Chest
"..now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something!" - Captain Jack Sparrow, Dead Man's Chest.
"Aye. And already the world seems a bit less bright. He fooled us all, right till the end, but I guess that honest streak finally won out. To Jack Sparrow!" - Joshamee Gibbs, Dead Man's Chest.
"Now we're being followed by rocks. Never heard that before."- Captain Jack Sparrow, At World's End.
"He needs the Pearl, "Captain Turner" needs the Pearl. And you felt guilty, and you and your Brethren Court...Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?" - Captain Jack Sparrow, At Worlds. End.